They tried to organise a night out in a brewery, but they confused their elbows with their posteriors. (RESOLVED BY DPD)
Ok, so I wrote a scathing review of DPD when they failed to deliver my parcel on thime. To be fair to them they responded very well to this post I left on this board.
Bobby, you are a credit to your company.
Apparently a "logistical error" caused DPD to be holding my parcel at the depot, which was a great comfort for me. Due to my forum rage, DPD paid for another company to collect my parcel and have it sent to me later that evening.
That was some good service, but the time wasting before is still irksome. If I hadn't have bothered to vent my spleen online, then my day would've been wasted sitting on my backside jumping up at each sound of a vehicle.
For the benefit of others, I have left my original review below this edit.