Couldn't organise the proverbial do in a brewery!
I ordered a package from a reputable company. Couldn't have the goods delivered during the working week because nobody would be home so I paid the extra for a Saturday morning delivery. Guess what - no sign of the parcel. Checked the tracking number to find that the parcel had arrived in the local Parcelfarce depot at 6:30 in the morning but they couldn't manage to get it into a van for delivery. In my opinion they've stolen the money from me because they charged a premium for their so-called Saturday morning delivery. The sooner this bunch of jokers are sold to a competent company the better.