The Whisky Exchange

MORE FUN THAN SHOPPING AT TESCOS

BEFORE CHRISTMAS I ASKED AT BOOTHS THE SUPERMARKET IF THEY HAD ANY WILD TURKEY I RECIEVED A LOOK OF YOU DUMB F*CK BEFORE THE GIRL STACKING THE LIQUER ISLE REPLIED YOU MIGHT TRY LOOKING ON THE FREEZER ISLE WHEN I SAID NO IT'S A BOURBON NOT A VODKA SHE WENT AND GOT A MANAGER THEN I COULD SEE A SECURITY HOVERING IN THE DISTANCE UNTIL I SMILED AND WAVED THEN WITH A WORRIED LOOK TURNED AND FLED UNTIL THE MANAGER ARRIVED AND I HAD TO EXPLAIN MYSELF WITH THIS WEBSITE THOUGH YOU GET NONE THAT LEAVING LAS VEGAS COMES TO MIND YOU CAN BUY AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE FROM ANYWHERE AROUND THE WORLD AT COMPETATIVE PRICES EVEN WITH THE POSTAGE I LOVED THE WORMS THAT COME WITH THE MESCAL SAVED ME A MIDNIGHT TRIP TO THE GARDEN WITH A BUCKET AND SPADE