Yodel

Oh dear

Yodel don't set their standards too high when screening for delivery drivers. Specifications - must have skills within the following areas;

A distinct hatred for the concept of timekeeping
General incompetency
The rubbing together of no more than two brain cells

Mission Statement:

"F*** you and children's christmas presents, which have been lost to the void, forever banished into obscurity, never to be seen again until the dying days of the current Aquarian epoch."