SupplementWarehouse.com

prices are almost as great as my abs

This place has everything I need to somehow get more jacked than I already am. Although you can't put a price on such an amazing physique like mine; it saved me a bundle of cash plus they threw in some free stuff. When I'm looking at the prices of the protein and supplements at the gym (and also using the glass as a mirror to watch myself bounce my pecs), I'm totally blown away how expensive it is. I said something to Andrea, she works the front counter, but I'm pretty sure she was speechless because my delts look like I'm wearing shoulder pads - perfectly sculpted, sexy shoulder pads. I think I might ask her out, I don't know.