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I would rather lick my own arse

Lovefilm: Paul, please add 10 titles to your rental list.
Paul: OK Mr Lovefilm!
Lovefilm: Here you go Paul, have 2 low priority films instead of 2 high priority films!
Paul: why do you keep doing this Lovefilm??
Lovefilm: Here have one top priority film, and one which is not even on your list!
Paul: But i don't have post natal depression! Goodbye Lovefilm.
Lovefilm: How about we offer you a £2.99 deal for 1 rental per month?
Paul: So, you want me to reduce to a lesser value offer?
Lovefilm: Yes!
Paul: Hello Netflix!! :)

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